I love the Yankees with all my heart, but…

baseballsexualfrustration:

I secretly have a thing for Justin Verlander. I think he’s really hot, but I’m still mad at him for the 2011 playoffs. To punish him, I want to spank his sexy ass, hump his face and tell him, “here, eat this Taco Bell, bitch!”

Yes, you can hold my hands if you want to. Cause I wanna hold yours too.